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Joke of the Day

"Why did James Gandolfini die of a heart attack? Because he was fat."

"I like Ohio's abbreviation because any address sounds like you just realized where you are and you're not super pleased about it."

"Long underwear is the fur that God forgot to give us."

"What do you call an Italian who has sex with kids? PASTA"

"I saw a ""news"" report about this guy in India who was born with five penises. *His underwear fits like a glove.*"

"picture a bunch of dogs at a bar getting drunk off of a beer called air bud light"

"""You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs"" - jerk chicken"

"If you look in your bathroom mirror & say ""Donald Trump"" 3 times, the hair in your shower drain rises up & starts yelling racist slurs."

"My wife just cleaned out her purse. So, she'll be having a garage sale later this week."

"I got a blowjob for Valentine's Day. (NSFW) I'm so fucking fucked if my wife finds out."