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Joke of the Day
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin ~told by my dad"
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"What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !"
"What did the vampire say to the werewolf after discovering its blood is inedible? ""Fangs for nothing!"""
"Bom Dia means good morning in Portuguese Apparently it also means bomb him in Indonesian"
"There is a thin line between Numerator and Denominator. I bet only a fraction of you get this."
"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"
"Driving with one hand on top of the steering wheel, because ""10 and 2"" is 12"
"What's the best part of Chinese food? The 4/10 cookie"
"Movie Names For Your Penis There Will Be Blood YOUR TURN"
"How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him? A buccaneer"