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Joke of the Day
"Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!"
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"*stares at phone* why cant i sleep *puts phone face-up on bed, the screen brigtness bathes my room in a light mor powerfubl than the sun* oh"
"What is the National bird of Pakistan? Drone"
"I woke up with a horse's head in my bed. And straw. And the rest of the horse's body. And cows. And a tractor. And this is a barn, I guess."
"Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ""Ink""? A: Because it was always running out of the pen."
"do you qualify to be my crush? *pulls out list* *checks off has a beating heart* yup you qualify"
"What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert? San Diego ^^San-dee-eygo ^^^^sandee-eygo ^^^^^sandy-eggo ^^^^^i'll ^^^^let^^^^myself^^^^out"
"For what reason was six afraid of seven? Six knew, that all but for him, seven would have won."
"My 42 yr old friend is dating a 24 yo guy, she caught him cheating so she took away his play station for a week"
"TIFU by burning my post oops retoast"