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Joke of the Day
"What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive."
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"Why I Chose my Internet Provider I chose Cox. At least they are honest about who they are."
"What's the difference between Trump and my mom. Putin doesn't have pictures of my mom fucking a 12 year old Russian boy."
"Ghost me would do the same stuff as alive me. Howl. Wander. Stand in front of the fridge and stare at all the food I'm not allowed to eat."
"What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke? Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."
"What does FEMINISM stands for? **F**ighting **E**quality and **M**en to **I**nstitutionalize **N**arcissism and **I**gnorance and **S**top **M**eritocracy"
"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror like all of those people in his car."
"I went to a seafood disco last week... ...and pulled a mussel."
"Did you hear about the shy masturbating turtle? he really came out of his shell"
"My girlfriend says she'll break up with me if I don't give up writing I said, ""Sorry babe. Prose before hoes."""