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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke? Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."

"Why did the Pasta join a dating website? Because he was cannelloni."

"Baby Bear: Someone's been eating my porridge! Mama: That's wonderful, dear. Papa never eats Mama's porridge anymore. Papa: Jesus, Linda..."

"Father of 7 month old accidentally throws 6 pack on child's head while getting into car But the baby was fine, it was light beer."

"It's not working out because we like different things. For example, I like quiet evenings at home, and she likes someone else."

"A farmer counted up all of his cows and found that he had 196 of them But when he rounded them up he had 200"

"My friend threw a pebble at me for not giving him the video game he wanted for Christmas... I just said 'Let he who is without sims throw the first stone'."

"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class."

"I hate snakes because they have no feet. You could say I'm... lacktoes intolerant *opens another beer*"

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't. And those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3"