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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend says she'll break up with me if I don't give up writing I said, ""Sorry babe. Prose before hoes."""

"How do you get past trespassing laws? (Original Joke) Only cross in groups of two"

"What do you call an unimportant pachyderm? It's irrelephant."

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg."

"Most people know why 6 was afraid of 7 (because 7 ate 9)....but why was 5 afraid of 7? Because six, seven ate."

"What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion I cried when I cut up the onion"

"What do ""Jingle Bells"" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common? They're both Christmith Thongs."

"Two blondes standing either side of a river, the first blonde shouts to the other ""How do you get to the other side?"" the other replies ""You're on the other side, stupid!"""

"Idea: a Chinese restaurant called You Dim Sum You Lose Some."

"Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?"