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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I got into an argument. And now I'm gonna do these dishes so hard."
Next Joke
"English, if I ran it: A group of geese is called a ""group"" A group of buffalo is called a ""group"" A group of catfish is called a ""group"""
"Probably not a good sign when my favorite thing to do in the whole world is be unconscious for 8 hours"
"I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek league. Good players are hard to find."
"Dogs and house intruders What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common? They were delicious."
"My family and I are going camping for Memorial Weekend. I asked my mother if I could bring my trombone so I can practice, but she said no, because we might get ***banned.***"
"I just saw a stage show about puns... It was a play on words."
"Pokemon? go fuck yourself"
"Where do Crows hang out on friday night? The crow bar."
"What kind of tea do wealthy people own? Proper-Tea"