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Joke of the Day

"What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song? ""Don't you want some bunny to love"""

"I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those 'eat right and exercise' fads."

"I didn't hold open a door for a woman and she said 'I suppose chivalry is dead' So I put my sword through her heart to prove that bitch wrong."

"What do women and the square root of 2 have in common? They're both irrational."

"My wife said she wanted to see 50 Shades of Grey. So I took a photo of her hair!"

"A girl phoned me the other day and said ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."

"What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed? Thanks for the handy cap."

"I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"

"My girlfriend won't give me road head... She says she won't willing participate in sex trafficking."

"Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes? Because she had a pun in the oven!"