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Joke of the Day
"Hockey fights are cool but imagine the make up sex afterwards in the locker room."
Next Joke
"32 is taking me to dinner, 29 is taking me to a concert, & 26 is taking me straight to bed. I don't have kids, did I do that right?"
"I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges."
"My epileptic son loves our new Christmas tree. You should see how excited he gets when we turn on the lights."
"Did you hear about the bastard frog? It was a tad unexpected."
"Doctor: You have bronchitis Me: OMG I've always wanted a dinosaur!What do I feed it?"
"Mermaids: Can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race."
"Homes are 750 square feet larger today than they were 30 years ago. Unfortunately, so are most Americans."
"This lady went to ISIS to convince her son who joined them to come back home She will beheading home soon"
"What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly? They ostrich-sized him"