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Joke of the Day
"Did you know cats can jump higher than houses? This is because houses don't."
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"There was a sign out at the whore house today... It read ""Temporarily closed for lunch; Beat it"""
"Why is DeadMau5 bad at math? He drops the base when doing logs."
"your mom is so stupid... She put gum up her ass so she can pop shit. A very old joke that for some reason makes me giggle every time..."
"Whats so great about twenty-five year olds? There's 20 of them! (I can't believe this isn't a repost.)"
"What did the one female tampon say to the other female tampon? Nothing. They're both stuck-up cunts."
"My friend told me a bad joke he got from the internet... I asked him where he reddit."
"Roses are red, violets are blue.... does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ,"
"It makes sense to buy Automatic Cars, because they cost an arm and a leg."
"How many babies does it take to paint a fence? Depends how hard you throw them"