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Joke of the Day
"When does it Rain Money? When there's a change in the weather."
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"I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell ""alright!""."
"A scientist Couldn't understand ""What is Marriage"" So he married, after it Now he couldn't Understand what is science ."
"Subway is like prostitution you pay someone else to do your wife's job."
"Two psychics bump into each other on the street... The first one says, ""You're fine, how am I?"""
"Beyonce: Ok now ladies let's get in formation. Ladies: Information about what? Beyonce: Dammit, ladies, we went over this."
"i think it's ironic that #youdonthavealife is trending on a social networking site."
"Empowered women"
"What is the difference between an old bus depot and a lobster with boobs? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"If we are what we eat... ...children in Africa don't exist."