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Joke of the Day
"When does it Rain Money? When there's a change in the weather."
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"Donald Trump has ridiculous hair, and he squints a lot. If I had his hair, I'd squint too."
"Dog Mechanic: The repair is gonna take longer than expected. ""Why's that?"" Dog Mechanic: The clutch is worn out, also because I am a dog."
"I Gave My Father $100... I gave my father $100 and said, ""Buy yourself something that will make your life easier."" So he went out and bought a present for my mother."
"What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? ""I'm cured!"""
"Do you know what's cooler than those fake chains around your license plate? Everything. Every single thing in the world."
"Anyone know the title of Steven Tyler's new cook book? Wok this way."
"Trophy Wife Any wife can be a trophy wife... ... if you take her to a taxidermist."
"Croquettes are not female crocodiles"
"My family's invaded my house for the weekend. As a side note my dog's been walked 18 times"