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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad we finally have a strong leader I mean Putin has how many years of experience? The states are in good Russian hands."

"When there's a police car behind you with their lights flashing... It means speed up, right?"

"Me: .... Dog: ... Me: .... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: .... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: have the shrooms kicked-in yet? Me: .."

"Once you've seen one shopping center... ...you've seen a mall."

"""I'll see you in hell"" should be followed with ""and I won't even stop to say hi"". Otherwise you're just making plans with someone you hate"

"Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day? because they would all surrender."

"What do you call a computer that sings? A-Dell."

"two guys walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducks"

"No more Jew jokes My grandfather died in the holocaust. Damn Jew pushed him off his watchtower"

"What did the Italian say to his grandmother with alzheimer's? fugetaboutit!"