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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an imam that owns a goat and a camel? Bisexual."
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"Concentration Camps (x-post from /r/Poems) Guess Who? It's a Jew Concentration camps for You! Boo Hoo! It's a Haiku F*** You. Edit: I know it's not a haiku."
"If you enjoyed the film Mean Girls... You'd love Standard Deviation Girls!"
"How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!"
"My father put a lot of pressure on me as a child. He used to say stuff like ""You're five years old? When I was your age I was six!"""
"a great headline for when there is a world wide fresh water shortage will be ""water we gonna do??"" we will need the laughs"
"I called the bookstore and asked if they had any books about constipation. She told me it hasn't come out yet"
"Why did Reddit have a rapid implosion/explosion this afternoon? I heard it had something to do with supermassive bodies."
"Google just returned 3,250,000,000 results for my search. Cancel my afternoon appointments."
"You gotta wet it first, doesn't work dry. The wetter the better. -whistling you perverts"