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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an imam that owns a goat and a camel? Bisexual."
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"When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders... When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders, do I punch the ballot with my sickle or my hammer?"
"I like my women like I like my music collection... Large, dark, illegal and mostly unlistened to."
"Pendanticness test Look in the comment section for your results."
"What's brown and sticky? Parcel tape."
"Ebay is way to hard to use I searched for lighters, and all I got was 71,274 matches."
"What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner? Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala"
"Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping? In case your other agus breaks."
"Two cookies were walking across the road... ... one gets hit by a car, the other one says ""ah crumbs..."""
"Height Q: What is the height of honesty? A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty? A: She gives birth to twins"