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Joke of the Day

"Twitter's new ""local"" feature tells me that ""goodmorning"" and ""nowthatsghetto"" are trending here in Washington. Wow. This is a game-changer."

"How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants? Two dam bad! (OC!)"

"To help reduce cost, this status was typed in china."

"Just texted ""I still love you"" to about 50 random phone numbers."

"are those elderberries? [camera pans over to reveal a bunch of berries struggling to use the internet]"

"teacher question The teacher asked his student: Does the wild fox gives birth or lays egg ? The student said: the fox is a sly !! you should expect anything from him !!"

"I bet black people whoooa this tweet is not starting off well"

"A flying insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded. I think it was a Jihaddy long legs."

"What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet!"

"Why do Spanish tests take so long? Because of all the ese questions."