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Joke of the Day

"There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't"

"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."

"Roses are red.... Violets are blue-ish, If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish!"

"What do toys and boobs have in common? **They were both originally made for *kids*, but *dad* ends up playing with them!**"

"Anyone remember the joke about the dwarf? Can't think right now, should be easy to remember, it was only a short one."

"MY NEIGHBOR CAT MITZI JUST LET ME PET HER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2 YRS NOTHING ELSE MATTERS RIGHT NOW ONLY MITZI & I EXIST"

"This is how I tell if someone is paying attention. You were not :D"

"How does Father Christmas request a four-way at a brothel? Ho ho ho"

"How do I know you're not a cop? ""If I was a cop, how would I have this?"" *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good"

"Police men knock on the door..... Somebody knocks on door: Who is there? Police? What do you want? We want to talk. How many of you are there? Two. So talk with each other."