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Joke of the Day
"They call me the weather man Because I say 8 inches, when I meant 2."
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"Boyscouts vs. Jews What is the difference between a boyscout and a jew? ... Boyscouts come back from their camps."
"Whats the difference between a wife and a job? After ten years the job still sucks."
"I always thought Apple was filled with giant assholes, but boy was I wrong Turns out they're really just tiny jack-offs"
"What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar? A mar tiny."
"What do people do in Greece? Slip and slide around."
"Why does the NBA finish in June? She likes it."
"Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done."
"I'm at my parenting best when I randomly yell out ""be careful!"" every few minutes without looking up from my phone."
"A Christmas joke for you: Where do snowmen go to dance? The snowball!"