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Joke of the Day

"The police are looking for a stole toilet from the police station. At the moment they have nothing to go on."

"What do you call a disabled nun? Virgin mobile"

"My Pops told me that you can't go around trying to save everyone. They have to save themselves. He was a terrible lifeguard."

"I'm on a dinghy!"

"Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him? Because he was pain in the neck!"

"Wives live longer than their husbands.. because they are not married to a woman (Courtesy ""Whose Line It is Anyway"")"

"Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He died from a massive underdose."

"it might be a handjob for her... but it's a career for me."

"Women are like pianos... if they're not upright, they're grand."

"""Welcome to the jungle"" Thanks. ""We've got fun and games"" Cool. ""You're in the jungle"" We've established this ""You're gonna die!"" Wait what?"