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Joke of the Day

"""Welcome to the jungle"" Thanks. ""We've got fun and games"" Cool. ""You're in the jungle"" We've established this ""You're gonna die!"" Wait what?"

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A bench can support a family"

"What is a difference between those who left USSR for Canada in 1972 and those who left USSR in and after 1991. In 1972, people ran from Socialism, and in 1991 into Socialism."

"What did Aaron Hernandez lose when after he got cut by the Patriots His TE"

"What's Hitler's favorite videogame? Mein Kraft."

"Biology Joke Biology teacher: Can anyone name a disease? Student: I can sir. Teacher: Well done. Whose next?"

"What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman? Make it *sew*!"

"I just got a new universal remote Wow! This changes everything..."

"Jokes on you I may be the joker, but you the joke"

"What do you call an evil physicist? Sinner of Gravity"