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Joke of the Day
"Origin of Dad Jokes What and when was the very first dad joke?"
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"If u want to sound smart just make up coding languages. Like ""yeah I know DeltaCube, 17v and Amorph,"" literally nobody will know theyre fake"
"TIL Dr Dre adopted a child from Mexico The child calls him his ""PaDre"""
"Hellen Keller Jokes What's long and black? every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity? Someone left a plunger in the toilet"
"There's two things I hate.... ...Racists and black people"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Doctor: I'll be with you in a minute."
"I got attacked by someone who suffers with premature ejaculation today. He just came out of nowhere."
"Why don't little girls fart? Because they don't get an asshole until they get married."
"Why is Hillary running for President? Because it's easier than running from the law."
"Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde? Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool"