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Joke of the Day
"What was the Feminist's least favorite subject? Trigger-nometry."
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"Once this whole ""global warming thing"" melts the ice caps We're gonna have a canoe world order."
"My mailman got gender reassignment surgery. Now he's a post man"
"Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206."
"What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common? Their balls are for decoration only."
"Every woman I've ever been with only saw me the way they wanted to see me... ...in their rearview mirror."
"Spiderman, Spiderman/ Does whatever a spider can/ Attends college/ Works as a photographer/ Just like a spider"
"What do you call someone who did their dissertation on the atrocities of Andrew Jackson? A Hickory Dickery Doc"
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"I've just read a book about stockholm syndrome. The first couple of chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it."