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Joke of the Day

"A Charleston police officer sees a young black man at night... The officer says ""Good evening"" and keeps on walking."

"What is every Amish woman's dream? Two Mennonite."

"Starbucks this morning looks like a scene from ""The Walking Dead."""

"My misery loves vodka, and hates company."

"2010: Didn't jog 2011: Didn't jog 2012: Didn't jog 2013: Didn't jog 2014: Haven't jogged ~ This is a running joke"

"It's been so long, I think my virginity is growing back."

"Bill Cosby's business card... Sorry I missed you, I was in while you were out."

"I got kicked out of my Community Theatre group when the female director asked to see me limp. How was I to know she was talking about walking?"

"When a woman tells you you're cute', it means you're ugly and you just entered the friendzone."

"How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb? Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm."