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Joke of the Day
"What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."
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"What did the skeptical turd say to the conspiracy theorist asshole? You're shitting me, right?"
"Have you heard about the corporation that controls all the world's cheese? The hallouminatti."
"What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks? Gee, you knit?"
"You're a special combination of disappointment, and What The Fcuk!?'"
"Slave: I know a way to escape Hipster slave: My friend Harriet has a better way. You probably haven't heard of it. It's really underground."
"[first day as a bartender] Customer: gimme a scotch on the rocks Me [scrunching towel into glass]: I know lemonade, I can do lemonade"
"What did the Bra say to the Hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift."
"One time a baby threw up in my mouth & it still wasn't as disgusting as Nicholas Cage's haircut in National Treasure 2."
"Why is Islam in Iran so bad? Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite"