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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist? An illumi-hotty!"

"What do you call a flying Jew Smoke"

"Damn girl, are you a condom? Because after I get you off my D, I never want to see you again."

"What happens when Donald gets a boner? A Trup vote."

"Why did Berlusconi go to the Costa Concordia? To see the Gash"

"As a person with alzheimers, all my punchlines are..."

"I have a midget friend... He's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living. I call him ""Little Seizures""."

"I want to see an episode of Intervention where the person is addicted to Nutella."

"On the upside, Oscar Pistorus has had his paralympic classification promoted... ...he's gone from T43 (double below knee amputee) all the way up to T800 (The Terminator)."

"Slugs are obviously snails that have been through a divorce."