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Joke of the Day

"On the upside, Oscar Pistorus has had his paralympic classification promoted... ...he's gone from T43 (double below knee amputee) all the way up to T800 (The Terminator)."

"'90s movie spoiler alert: it's Kevin Spacey."

"What do you call a Pokemon with a STD? Vulvasoar"

"Listening to NPR during fundraising campaigns has prepared me to ignore my kids when they ask for money."

"As it turns out, ""harder"" is a horrible safe word."

"What did the watermelon say to the honeydew? ""I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."""

"What's the name of the Mexican woman with no legs? Cuntswaylow"

"What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving? Purolator."

"Man outside walmart is asking for donations for the drug and alcohol outreach program You mean there's people who don't have access to them?"

"""How far have you gone with a girl?"" ""I went to Canada with my mum once"""