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Joke of the Day

"If there's ever a zombie apocalypse, I really hope it starts in Vegas Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

"Be thankful for Facebook, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see each other again."

"Every time Guy Fieri forgets to call it ""Hotlanta"" Chester Cheetah magically appears to remove one flame from his shirt."

"What do you call an imam that owns a goat and a camel? Bisexual."

"Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !"

"[jokes allowed]Giant methane storms on Uranus Appereantly you can joke around in r/science [original link](http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/2ybgx8/giant_methane_storms_on_uranus/) Here you go!"

"What do you call 2 chainz on steroids? 2-Gainz"

"Why are ghosts always just moaning? Did your manners die too? Use your words!"

"Why do Trans people hate the former Soviet Republics? [Fucking CIS scum.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_Independent_States)"