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"Reddit, what good thing got ruined? Reddit."

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"How often do I tell jokes about the elements ...periodically"
"Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ? Clark your car in the garage !"
"What do you call a rooster who is okay with his wife screwing other cocks? A cluckold."
"What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? Bye-son"
"A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town. Police are combing the area."
"I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch porn..."
"TIFU by... Getting needled by a dirty prick."
"Do scarecrows really work? No, but because they don't register for benefits, they don't count as unemployed either."