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Joke of the Day
"Trump says he'll make Oasis pay for a wonder wall."
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"Whats Black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist."
"how much does a deer cost? its ""radyr"" - its funny because in Denmark radyr means two things - ""very expensive"" and ""doe"""
"What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle? I'm stumped."
"What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!"
"Did you hear about the Furry who started frequenting SomethingAwful? Hare today, Goon tomorrow!"
"Two flies were sitting on a piece of poo. One farted. The other said 'do you mind? I'm eating.'"