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Joke of the Day

"What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common? Someone didn't pull it out in time."

"Steelers defense, last night."

"Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit? Because it blew up."

"What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr? Ana-kin"

"How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary."

"What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality"

"Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!"

"Yoda: ""Mmhhh, why 5 afraid of 6 is?"" Because 6 7 8"

"Just watched Jersey Shore for 5 minutes and now I realize why we have to do things like write ""do not eat"" on dry silica packets"

"I'm great in bed I can sleep alllll night"