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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I Think That The Pro-Gay Marriage Side And The Anti-Gay Marriage Side Are All fucking assholes."

"Accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night. Going for a crap could spell trouble."

"Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone? Because the trombone is a sax offender."

"What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store."

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits"

"People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears."

"What's Lorde's favourite band? Yeah Yeah Yeahs"

"I stayed up all night... Trying to remember if I had amnesia or insomnia"

"Q: What do you say when a dog runs away? A: Dog-gone!"

"Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7? Because windows 7 8 9."