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Joke of the Day

"A woman was arrested when her boyfriend's body was found in a freezer in their living room. Who the hell puts a freezer in the living room?"

"I ordered a bowl of spaghetti and found a linguine noodle at the bottom he was an impasta"

"What's the mass of a large chunk of tree? 10g"

"So this guy gets pulled over... He's speeding and clearly stoned. The police officer says: ""How high are you?"" And the man replies ""No officer, it's hi how are you."""

"I used to have a lot of sex... Then my VR headset broke."

"What's the easiest way to piss off a bunch of redditors? [DELETED]"

"You don't have a Twitter account. Twitter has a You account."

"Did you know the Bible forbids sunbathing in Greece? That means it is a sin to go to Cos and get a tan."

"Does /r/Jokes know any good braces jokes/puns?"

"WORM 911: what's ur emergency FLATWORM: I CUT MYSELF BAD WORM 911: u need medical help? FLATWORM: wait, there's 2 of me now. we're good."