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Joke of the Day
"My dog chases people on a bike a lot. If this continues i'll have to take his bike away."
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"What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor? tppppthh....""spit sound"""
"Thanks to my recent change to a healthier lifestyle, I am no longer fat and ugly Now I'm just ugly"
"I was going to make a gay joke Butt fuck it..."
"There's nothing quite like a pissed off toddler trying to make her point by angrily storming away on a ride on ladybug"
"I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very sloooowly because obviously she doesn't listen."
"What do you call a shed full of black people? Antique farm equipment"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff Bu dum tss."
"""Damnit!"" -a burglar, discovering yet another drawer filled with dead batteries, take-out menus, and pen caps."
"Is there something called ""Your mama so foreign...""-jokes? Please share if you have any, no rules O.o"