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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy who screams, ""I love you, mom!"" every time he climaxes? Me."

"Two young men walk into a bar I dont know what happened then I was outside"

"After all these years, Bono 'still hasn't found what he's looking for'. Perhaps he might have more luck if he took those stupid sunglasses off..."

"Son: How much does it cost to get married Dad? Father: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."

"Two beans on the east coast of Australia Ended up in Cairns."

"Reddit nowadays This post is locked"

"How much penis? Soooo much penis."

"Those stickers of families you see on the back of mini-vans are like menus.. For sexual predators."

"Jokes (Water) Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. "

"what did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro?"