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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a turtle dressed as a guido a slowbro"

"I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??"

"What's the difference between a hooker and a dead baby? One makes you feel sick and the other one is free!"

"What do you call it when a banana eats another banana? Canabananalism"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black."

"Have you heard of that movie Gravity? I heard it was... full of suspense"

"I once lip locked the soft ice dispenser at Dairy Queen until the manager had to hit me with a mop. So I know a little bit about rejection."

"A kid has a nightmare amd runs to his mom's room ""Moom I just wet the bed!"" he cried. ""...so did I!"" she exclaimed, quickly shutting her sock drawer."

"Nothing says ""high-functioning alcoholic"" like being really good at darts."

"I want to start a customizable shoe store in Canada I'm gonna call it ""It's All About You"""