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Joke of the Day
"Where do you send hyperactive jewish children for summer vacation? Concentration camp."
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"What has 60 feet and 5 teeth? The front row of a Trump rally."
"A man in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds... Poor bastard.."
"My worst fear is seeing one of my tweets marked as ""exhibit A"""
"People need to learn how to take a compliment... Just today I complimented the most epic mustache I've ever seen and the lady didn't even say thanks."
"So I went to the bathroom to take a poo... Not sure why she was angry though, it's not like she wanted it."
"""And for our next lesson, we'll learn how to roll a blunt, or un cigarrillo marijuana"" - Rosetta Stoned"
"What is hard, long, and full of seamen? A submarine"
"Mannequin challenge but me just standing in the kitchen, in the dark, holding the ice cream container as my wife walks by unaware."
"I want to be elected president, learn the truth about aliens, and then resign."