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Joke of the Day

"If I'm guilty of anything, it's loving TOO much. And several felonies in 3 different states. But mostly loving too much."

"in the cha cha slide he goes ""NOW its time to get funky!"" halfway through the song like i wasn't getting funky already?"

"Did you hear about the guy who nearly drowned in a bowl of muesli? He was saved by a strong currant."

"What do Derek Jeter and girls' asses have in common? They're both overrated bags of shit"

"Have you ever smelled Moth Balls? How'd you get your head between it's legs??.."

"Why did the creator of 9gag call it that? Because that was how many dicks he could fit in his mouth before he gagged."

"Did you hear about the Wall Street bankers that won the Nobel Peace Prize in Chemistry? They turned the economy into shit."

"I taped a slice of bread on the ceiling. And that's how you start a rave party in Ethiopia."

"What did the asian couple name their black baby? Sum sing wong"

"A stoner plumber walks into his dealer's house and asks ""where's the shit at?"""