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Joke of the Day

"Where do otters come from? Otter space. [credit goes to Anne Carson, or wherever she heard it]"

"What did the buffalo said to its bisexual son? Bi, son. ^^^^it's ^^^^a ^^^^three ^^^^in ^^^^one ^^^^joke"

"The American flag should be a picture of a cheeseburger watching TV on a couch made of fries."

"Sorry, grandma. You stood up. You have to be Slim Shady now."

"My boyfriend and I got couples tattoos today!!!! PLEASE do not tell my husband"

"Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!"

"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years party... When you hear an arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."

"What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student? You da bomb."

"I went on the treadmill for 30 minutes today. Tomorrow I will turn it on."

"[day 1] hello, world [day 2] bit less wobbly today [day 7] making other deer friends. getting funny looks tho [day 26] turns out i'm a hippo"