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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Mexicans have BBQs? Because the beans keep falling through the grill."
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"I talk a lot of shit for someone who still uses their fingers to count."
"If I had a dollar... If i had a dollar for every racist comment i've ever made, a black guy would probably mug me."
"Your Uncle Jack Hello there... I would like to ask you a question about helping an old man......... IF UNCLE Jack HELPS YOU off an ELEPHANT would YOU Help UNCLE Jack OFF AN ELEPHANT?"
"Anybody wanna go halfsies on an orgasm?"
"Ppl really messing with football players on twitter like they're not one concussion away from waiting for u in ur darkened house"
"In 7 seasons I've never seen a single motherfucker on Top Chef wash their hands."
"Holy shit there's a spider under my keyboard I think it's under control"
"Who is James Bond's favorite bartender? Michael J Fox"
"MEMO TO GIRLS: It is not cold in here. You are a girl."