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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Dollar note become 4 Quarters? Because it wanted ""to change"". *ducks*"
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"I'm offering a $1,000 reward to anyone who brings me $1,000 and two tacos."
"A sarcastic thumbs-up is a good substitute for the middle finger."
"Why did King Arthur leave no heir? He was legendary for pulling out."
"Jack and the beanstalk Does everybody know the guy in Jack and The Beanstalk who trades the magic beans for Jacks cow? Cause I guess you could call him a Stalk Broker"
"Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda? To boost his link karma! (X-post from /r/Jokes)"
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and it's all over their land."
"How could you be pregnant!?!?!?!?! I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!"
"Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like......Kidnappers asking to ""keep in touch"" after letting you go"
"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot before he hits the water."