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Joke of the Day
"The inventor of the doorbell OBVIOUSLY did not own a dog."
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"Trying to make my teeth whiter, so I bought them a Subaru."
"What's the difference between my grandma and a baby? My grandma doesn't die when I fuck her."
"What did the man say when he saw the Jewish man stealing his water? ""Water Jew doing?"""
"so a dyslexic man........ walks into a bra"
"Guy walks into a bar... So this Jewish guy walks into a bar in New York with a parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender goes where'd you get that? And the parrot says, ""in Brooklyn, they're everywhere."""
"Most women have a love hate relationship with their scale, but I'm convinced mine goes out of her way to piss me off."
"You know you're watching Star Wars with Catholics when every time you hear ""May the Force be with you,"" you hear, ""And also with you."""
"How I knew my GF was playing with herself on her period... I caught her red-handed."
"I made a popular girl laugh today... by asking her out."