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Joke of the Day
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number you've never heard of"
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"apparently math tests aren't like pregnancy tests and peeing on them IS FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT."
"Ways to tell a woman's mad at you: 1. She's silent. 2. She's yelling. 3. She acts the same. 4. She acts different. 5. She murdered you."
"What did one nut say to the other? Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out."
"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"
"Hate eating nachos with someone at the theater and our fingers touch. Especially if I don't know them, and they don't know we're sharing."
"A school is like a barcode, It's a P.O.S."
"feedback 4 people revving motorbikes loud in residential areas: there is absolutely 0% chance that u r impressing literally a single person"
"Why are women like parachutes? Because if they don't spread they are worthless."
"My Mother worries about me living in London sometimes. I tell her it's not London she has to worry about. I just injured myself on a potato."