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Joke of the Day

"I have two requirements in my will... 1). I want my remains spread out at Disney World. 2). I do not want to be cremated."

"If cloning ever becomes real, I want 3 triceratops. I even already have names for them. Oneceratops, Twoceratops, and Jeff."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopus"

"I called my doctor and told her I have an erection that's lasted longer than 4 hours. We're meeting for drinks in 30 minutes."

"Writing a Play I'm gonna write a musical made up of only puns and call it ""A Play On Words"""

"What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er."

"Guinea Pig When I was five years old, my teacher asked me if I wanted to take the school guinea pig home. Seven months later, I arrived in the African republic of Guinea."

"What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti Halloweenies Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie."

"Fun facts about Germany No fun in Germany, go back to work!"

"You must be twins. You're too stupid to be one person. #MyBestInsult"