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Joke of the Day
"I like my beers how I like my NBA players with hops."
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"In terms of spelling difficulty, I think the word ""average"" is between easy and hard."
"My son's method of Laundry: If it's clean it's on the floor. If it's dirty then it goes on the floor over there."
"What's the difference between O and Q? One had to P."
"inexplicably call ur boss ""shortpants"" until he gets insecure & buys pants that are longer. dont stop til he looks like a kid in dad clothes"
"Still a lotta racism down south. Just today I saw some asshole on his whiteberry."
"How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight? ""It was dynamite!"""
"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Napalm"
"The only reason why i am fat is because a tiny body could not store all this huge personality."
"I have two short jokes and one long joke. . . Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooooooke. (I apologize to everyone. That one offended even me.)"