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Joke of the Day

"I like my beers how I like my NBA players with hops."

"Why do people with OCD like Family Feud? Because it's always black and white."

"Prankcalling the NSA like is my refrigerator running?"

"When a women says ""What?"" its not because she didn't hear you. She's just giving you a chance to change your answer"

"A man once asked me what autodefenestration meant. Avoiding the question, I jumped out a window."

"Fun fact for you... 5 out of 4 people don't understand ratios..."

"5+5=6 -5+6=-12 10+10=200 no joke"

"How do you kill a Byzantine? You push him into an Ottoman."

"What do you call that useless bit of skin around the vagina? The woman."

"Damn girl, are you a 48-pack of frozen corn dogs? Because I thought it would last forever."