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Joke of the Day
"Why is Perl Jam's new lead singer fat free? They couldn't find a Butter Man!"
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"How are dumb blondes like peanut butter? They spread for the bread"
"What yelling. Four while playing golf actually stands for It stands for, ""FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOURE ABOUT TO DIE!"""
"I read a book about a transsexual woman with a speech impediment.. It was titled 'Man or Myth'"
"What do you call... two black guys who are fighting over a watermel.... Goddamit billy go fuck your sister in another room, pa is trying to tell a joke."
"Angel. Jeff is talking to Ben : My wife is an angel. Ben tells him : Lucky you, mine is still alive..."
"You're a Jehova's Witness? What was Jehova accused of?"
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."
"What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline."
"[Pilot intercom] Me: ""Hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. Not to cause alarm but the pilot has passed out and I lied a lot on my resume."""