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Joke of the Day

"In my experience, people who say ""I'm not trying to be difficult,"" don't really seem to be trying all that hard."

"Scratching my head trying to recall... What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard? I've got it! It's called ""Curl Up and Dye."""

"Umm Adele, have you tried texting?"

"Why are Ethiopians so good at blowjobs? Because they have to swallow everything they can"

"Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant? She was told to do an essay in school."

"BAE: come over ME: we live together im sitting right here BAE: my parents arent home ME: what is wrong with you"

"What does a death row inmate get after their last meal? Their just desserts."

"Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke."

"Words I thought I would never have to yell from the kitchen into the living room: ""DON'T GIVE THE CAT SCOTCH!"""

"What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders? He quit running."