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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jesus have a six pack? It was from all the cross-training..."
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"You win some, you booze some!"
"Is it just me... Or are circles pointless"
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"What university has the most brightest students and staff? University of Brighton"
"What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved. Sea what I did there? I'm shore you did. Laugh, you son of a beach!"
"Can I favorite people's favorites of me? Looking for more affirmation."
"[OC] What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince? A bad heir day."
"Growing up, my parents nicknamed by penis 'Eamonn' I never managed to get all my pee in the bowl."
"I didn't know what happiness was until I got married. But by then it was too late."