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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jesus have a six pack? It was from all the cross-training..."

"Asked my 3yo what she was thinking and she said ""I wouldn't want to work at McDonald's bc you have to poop in the food before you serve it."""

"TIFU by not paying attention while ordering at Subway. Whoops, wrong sub."

"What do you get when you cross a Drug cartel and a Mafia lord? Probably killed."

"In Newcastle, England many people don't like to live above the seventh floor in a tower block They have a fear of Eights"

"Did you hear about the guy who spilled beer on the stove? ... He had foam on the range."

"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business"

"Half of middle aged mothers don't go to the cinemas I don't believe that where do they make all their phone calls"

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? I can't get hard, I just got laid!"

"Which horse runs the city? The mare, of course"