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Joke of the Day

"It would be totally gay if Elon Musk opened a gas company in the future. Not because it will be out of trend but because it will be named GasX."

"What is a chinese pirate an expert at? Flying a plane."

"Bummed cuz parents wont send their kids to my resort that teaches how to pay attention. I thought ""Concentration Camp"" would be a gold mine."

"My friend took a whole bottle of chill pills and chilled himself"

"Interviewer : So you're super fast at math? Me : Yup I : Ok, what's 346x48? Me : 804 I : That's not correct Me : Fast though."

"What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution? 1280x720"

"Why can't pirates wear sunglasses? Because they have no buccaneers! Happy speak like a pirate day!"

"What would happen if you shot Donald Trump in the rump? You'd hit Christi in the head!"

"What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche? The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche."

"What's the one thing Spider-Man can't eat? Uncle Ben's rice"