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Joke of the Day

"How did the hipster got his tongue burnt? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato? A tater tot."

"The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job."

"When holding my baby neice My Uncle gave me the advice of ""Careful not to drop her, we dont want her to end up like you."""

"I've written a book about reverse psychology Please don't buy it."

"if your brain produces saliva you have a patooey-tary gland thank you"

"How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money? Kappatalism!"

"Love is overrated it's only 5 pts in Scrabble."

"Did you know 80% of chinese have cataracts? The other 20% drive Rincolns."

"Have you heard about the new Emo pizza? It cuts itself!"