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Joke of the Day

"I experimented a ton in college. I tried naps in the evening, naps in the morning, sometimes even 3 naps in a row."

"Whats 1+0? Babies"

"I am glad ... that everyone reading this is on the same page."

"Reddit's integrity"

"What's better than kiddie porno? Adult porno. Kiddie porn is gross, you sick fuck!"

"Stop leaving the freezer door open! This is why we can't have ice things."

"Imagine a masonry wall... Now, picture just one piece of it... This, my friends, is a mental block."

"It's decided. If I have 3 kids they're getting named ""Bed"" ""Bath"" and ""Beyonce."""

"Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!"

"*kneels to pray* ""Hello, God?"" ""YOU'VE REACHED CUSTOMER SUPPORT."" ""Who is this?"" ""MY NAME IS BRAD."" ""Are you in Heaven, Brad?"" ""NO, INDIA."""