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"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? (From u/cherryslurpee) I won't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"An old white man in a beard bestowing gifts from the sky? Please."
"I'm pretty certain I'll never be a serial killer, since I don't have a middle name."
"My favourite punchline is in the joke I tell blind people. They never see it coming."
"What do you call the slimy stuff between dinosaurs' toes? Slow cavemen."
"What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden? Rudolph's red hose rain gear..."
"[1st day as police officer] PARTNER: THAT CAR FLEW BY DOING 126 MPH! LET'S ROLL! ME: Um, ok, but I literally JUST got this ice cream cone."
"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of ""Polish Remover""."
"What's Harry Potters favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking! (JK ROLLING)"