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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado? Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams"

"HTML my life."

"I met up with my ex-fiance today and immediately began having sex The police did not take it well as I was only asked to identify the body."

"Luke use the father - Nuke I am your force Yay twist on words, so funneh. My friends says i'm hilarous."

"""How did your grammar competition go?"" I losed"

"You say drug dealer. I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market."

"How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it depends on what you mean by change."

"The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called ""The Fission Chips."""

"I was at a nightclub They played just dance I just danced They played twist I twisted They played jump I jumped They played come on Eileen, I was kicked out of the club"

"What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common? They both give kids a little head."